Ok, here's the theory.
Rosario Dawson, this hot chick who played Mimi in the musical Rent
directed by Chris Columbus in 2005, she'll play a character called
Climate Change in a movie called Two Degrees 2 Dooms Day.
She needs a hero, of course. Who's the hero?
(Columbus directed Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
and Harry Potter and the Sourcer's Stone.
He's also produced the Night in the Museum flicks.)
So Harry Potter? The museum attendant?
Obama will do, I suppose.
But he doesn't have much time to save the girl.
But here's why he'll try....
If only there was a way. Wait!
Gamer. Mind control. Never send a man to do a boy's job.
Gamer comes out in September.
But here's the link for the trailer:
A boy controls an avatar in a first-person shooter, called Slayer,
where the avatars are real people.
Now, if children and young people were controlling the
players at Copenhagen who were deciding their future ...
they'd save the girl - wouldn't they?
But to win they'd have to beat the system ruled by the
Castles of the world (Castle is a character in Gamer
played by Dexter's Michael C Hall - interesting casting, isn't it?)
Dexter is a TV show about a serial killer who's a cop.
Game over.