Scriffles: 49er eats lettuce.

Galapagos turtle - this 49er's winning from Lisa Yallamas on Vimeo.

It's a tortoise, aged 49. It's feasting on life, despite all the distractions, annoyances and perceived shortcomings - it lives in a zoo, in Sydney.

This 49er's belongs on a different island - where kids can't pat its back. Where it can eat without being talked about.

Lettuce ponder... what's on the menu at your zoo this Christmas? Better not be tortoise! Some Tortoise Facts

Oops! It's aged 59.