Global Warming needs a Chris Columbus to cast it in Harry Potter comeback!

Ok, here's the theory.

Rosario Dawson, this hot chick who played Mimi in the musical Rent 
directed by Chris Columbus in 2005, she'll play a character called 
Climate Change in a movie called Two Degrees 2 Dooms Day.

She needs a hero, of course. Who's the hero? 
(Columbus directed Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 
and Harry Potter and the Sourcer's Stone. 
He's also produced the Night in the Museum flicks.) 

So Harry Potter? The museum attendant? 

Obama will do, I suppose. 

But he doesn't have much time to save the girl. 

But here's why he'll try....

If only there was a way. Wait!

Gamer. Mind control. Never send a man to do a boy's job.
Gamer comes out in September. 
But here's the link for the trailer: 

A boy controls an avatar in a first-person shooter, called Slayer, 
where the avatars are real people.

Now, if children and young people were controlling the 
players at Copenhagen who were deciding their future ... 
they'd save the girl - wouldn't they?
But to win they'd have to beat the system ruled by the 
Castles of the world (Castle is a character in Gamer
 played by Dexter's Michael C Hall - interesting casting, isn't it?)
Dexter is a TV show about a serial killer who's a cop.

Game over.

Let's try again: Global Warming needs a Chris Columbus to cast it in Harry Potter Comeback!

Ok, here's the theory.

Rosario Dawson, this hot chick who played Mimi in the musical Rent 
directed by Chris Columbus in 2005, she'll play a character called 
Climate Change in a movie called Two Degrees 2 Dooms Day.

She needs a hero, of course. Who's the hero? 
(Columbus directed Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 
and Harry Potter and the Sourcer's Stone. 
He's also produced the Night in the Museum flicks.) 

So Harry Potter? The museum attendant? 

Obama will do, I suppose. 

But he doesn't have much time to save the girl. 

But here's why he'll try....

If only there was a way. Wait!

Gamer. Mind control. Never send a man to do a boy's job.
Gamer comes out in September. 
But here's the link for the trailer: 

A boy controls an avatar in a first-person shooter, called Slayer, 
where the avatars are real people.

Now, if children and young people were controlling the 
players at Copenhagen who were deciding their future ... 
they'd save the girl - wouldn't they?
But to win they'd have to beat the system ruled by the 
Castles of the world (Castle is a character in Gamer
 played by Dexter's Michael C Hall - interesting casting, isn't it?)
Dexter is a TV show about a serial killer who's a cop.

Game over.

Scribbles: Earth's last hope: trees.

I stopped at a top little food nook that serves the freshest sushi in Brisbane, not in the mood to cook after gym.
I strolled out the shop door to wait for my food outside, away from the TV news, and walked right off the time spectrum - just for a few moments.
Trees have this effect - on me, not all trees, there's some kind of perfection that can be found in the shape of some trees.
Can't remember when this started - it's not an obsession. I don't go around hunting trees.
They just appear before my eyes like Gods.
Perhaps I was set off when I got my first oil paints and tried painting trees, studying their shapes in painting manuals.
Could've been years before when I was climbing 40ft pine trees - well, racing my brother and friends to the top.
The memory is vivid, rough bark, stinging needles, dizzying heights.
But this tree now ... this tree is small, shaped like a delicate bonzai - a leopard tree just starting to make its presence felt in this car park on the corner of a busy intersection.
The curves of its branches reaching into the dark night sky.
I'm not thinking about sushi or traffic or anything except: "Superb!"
The street light falls on the trunk and yet the leaves are just shadows.
I don't want to draw it. I don't want to hug it. I think I just love it.
And then I catch myself.
"Is this what people will think and feel when a tree like this stands alone, the last of its kind on earth?" - there's a thought.
Suddenly I'm conscious and I'm thinking and the moment is gone.
And the finale of Wall-E springs to mind.

That tiny little fragile hope of life on Earth - a seedling preserved by a funny little robot who sees the beauty of life.
I bookmarked Wall-E from the first moment I saw the awe in his eyes as he looked at the stars.
I look at a screen for most of my waking life these days - I love it and sometimes I get lost out there in a wilds of everything at once...now...now...now...right now! YES!
Intellectual life - it's just like sport these days. People sprouting the words of long-dead philosophers in 140-character tweets.
People spruiking themselves and their companies in cleverly disguised pitches. People searching for meaning.
Someone at gym tonight said: "To hear you've got to listen, but most people are too busy talking."
Really. I'm guilty of it. How many times I've kicked myself after realising too late the significance of what someone was trying to say.
Or the significance of silence.
 
I turn from the tree and look through the door at the TV showing the nightly news and read the subtitles - the sound is turned down.
Funny how text has such a powerful effect.
Words like revenge and slaughter rile me to silent indignation - and this is the sports news!
Michael Phelps broke his own world record without the use of a floatation suit.
That's wonderful, not just for him, but for all those who seem to feel that, by virtue of their shared humanity with Phelps, his achievements are theirs by association.
And they don't have to lift a finger. Shifty, risk-averse folks who are quick to judge and condemn and hide. They usually travel in packs.
The same dullards go on about how bad "virtual reality" and "cyberspace" is for mental and physical health.
 From my observations, it seems that all of us navigate a "virtual space" we construct in our heads - and we call it reality.
As you can see, my reality's quite different from yours.
Once I was at the physio, thanks entirely to a little computer mouse and deadlines, my eye focused on a tree in the middle distance beyond an oval.
This was a tree you could have a beautiful picnic under - and you could pretend to be Helena Bonham-Carter in Room With A View or Gwyneth Paltrow in Emma.
And then I catch myself.

Scribbles: The Science of ROI needs tweaking

Yallamas

"Great return on investment!"
Money in - Money out.
Like an automatic teller.
 
A pitch like that, you'd be suspicious wouldn't you?
What if they started talking ROI? Make you shudder?
 
I discovered this the acronymn for "return on investment" when I read this link .... ( http://unicashare.typepad.com/share/2007/03/social_media_me.html )
I had to Google ROI to understand what it was about!
 
If you heard someone talking about the ROI on a new property development you'd probably think : "What a load of .... http://www.newscientist.com/gallery/prixpictet/12 "
 
Now if ROI was calculated to take the big picture into consideration so that it benefited, say the long-term health of the planet which supports all life - isn't that what they're trying to do with carbon trading?
Like one environmental scientist told me once: You can't see the economy from SPACE!
Jobs and the economy are a big part of the big picture but some things are inescapable, it's like counting calories.
 
4.3 kj = one calorie
1g of fat = 9.5 calories
1g of carbohydrate = 4 calories
1g of protein = 4 calories
1ml alcohol = 7 calories
 
There's no room for cheating or fudging the figures to suit your agenda.

Scriffles: Leave some parking spaces for trees!

Irony: The throwaway society needs to tap renewable energy to cool the planet.
I wonder how much power was generated by the recent dust storm which turned Sydney red and Brisbane a dirty brown?
Did the man on the news just say 15,000 fires around our fair Sunshine State this month?
Consume less,  go further ... there's a slogan for Copenhagen!

I took a some photos of the tree which inspired this blog recently: http://yallamas.posterous.com/scribbles-earths-last-hope-trees

 

 

 

 

And I threw together (in 30 mins) this micro-vid about the life and death of consumers:

 

I blog about climate change a little: http://yallamas.posterous.com/tag/environment
And I'm hoping that Copenhagen turns out to be wonderful in December.
Though I fear it will just be a parking lot...

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